Gig and Blogs

I never realized my entire life would be controlled by a flashing metal box with a keyboard attached to it, and I personally have had days where the answer to my problems seemed to involve my computer and a large wooden club. But, to avoid being a total embarrassment to my children I have struggled to learn words like “gig” and “blog.” Sometimes I just throw those words into a sentence to join in the conversation and make it seem as if I know what I’m talking about.

So if you meet me, I might say something like,"Yes, yesterday my gigs went down and my blogs got faster with a hard drive with gigs and blogs.”